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Overheard on Newport Bus

‘How’s that boyfriend of yours? I haven’t seen him lately.’
‘He’s not my boyfriend anymore.’
‘Well, that’s good news. He was a right Muppet. Talk about needy! He stuck closer to you than a tinker’s vest. Remember the last time we went out – he wouldn’t even let you go to the toilet on your own. Naw, you’re well shot of him. How did you manage to get rid of him, anyway?’
‘I didn’t. We got married …’

 

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